Piggy-backing off of my call to "fatten up", Mister Crew was kind enough to draw my attention to the granddaddy of them all - the Rick Ross of ties. Howard Yount is currently selling a 3.5" black knit tie that pretty much trumps everything I talked about in my post. It's a whole lotta style for $55, especially for a tie that's 100% silk and made in Italy. This joint is extra long too, so be prepared for some big ol' double four-in-hand knots. Anything but cutaway collars need not apply.